Who are these people?
Edmund
Before joining Opus Novum, Ed was employed
as a
professional cat worrier. Ed is the only person in the world to have
been awarded both the prestigious "Ubergeek" and "Techno nerd"
awards in the same
year. He received his first beard from his father at the tender age of 5 and
now has a quite enviable collection. Despite popular mythology
the "Lightweight" in "Lightweight Directory Access Protocol" is NOT a reference to Edmund.
Sharron
Sharron is no longer allowed to practice
her chosen martial art "formal specifications in Z" after receiving an dishonourable discharge from the
Ghurkhas for
over-zealous behaviour in the face of incompetent software developers. A
spokesman for the U.N. commission on code monkey's said "We will do anything you say, just please don't
let her test our software again!".
Kevin
MD of our little battle-group, Kevin says "I am the Boss ...just don't
tell the others..". Kevin cut his teeth making split second tactical
decisions on the best racing line for his "War Elephants". Unfortunately
after a meeting with the MoD and the Home Office it transpired that his
permit had expired but he would be allowed to trade in his pachyderms for a
small collection of almost working motorcycles. ( note for web designer
we said picture of MD, NOT DM)
Sheba
Recently voted "German Shepherd most likely to be able to eat a Postman in
under a minute". wait a minute how did she get on here, always
getting into trouble that one bad dog, bad dog.
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How do I contact them?
To contact Opus-Novum Ltd. please perform one of the following actions,
Email: info at opus-novum.co.uk
Phone: +44 (0)1772 200444
it has even been rumoured that post sent to the following address,
eventually reaches our virtual offices:
5 Southern Parade
Preston
Lancashire
PR1 4NH United Kingdom
And now, for the reason you clicked here!
What on earth does Opus-Novum mean......?
Opus Novum is a popular Latin phrase, Many of you will no doubt recognise the phrase
from what is thought to be it's earliest recorded usage, the famous quote
attributed to the
Emperor Hadrian upon surveying the completion of his wall spanning the 73
miles from the Tyne to
the Solway Firth in 128AD "Opus Novum id perfecisset mature"
- By 136AD Opus Novum was known throughout the Roman Empire, admittedly
as a legal term in relation to building control, but you ask a Roman if
they'd ever heard of Oracle ...
well ok, never mind that, lets get back to what Opus Novum .....
We regret to inform you that this section of the page has not been
completed, due to the web designer running screaming from the building. If
we've told Sharron once we've told her a hundred times "don't talk to the
web designers about Ancient Greek accentuation while they're working on the
Latin section, it freaks them out." |